alarm clock

There are some people in this world who will literally sleep through a train running through their bedroom and not even stir. Is this a good or bad thing? Well, on one hand you'd never have to worry about annoying neighbors waking you up in the middle of night, but on the other hand, you would have to worry about sleeping through a literal disaster like these people!

When the going gets tough, forget useless aphorisms and focus on the memes.