OMW to Blockbuster

That fuzzy feeling

You used to be a Tumblr girl, but now you're an antacid girl.

Living in denial is fun

We could all use some nap time

Not everyone's cup of tea

Millennials . When we're not busy ruining the economy with our decadent avocado toast and otherwise utilitarian consumer behavior, we're tending to our 5k-follower shitpost accounts, wondering where we went wrong in life. Is this really all there is? The millennial thinks to herself as she stands in line at the local overpriced café. She consults her bank app as if it were a crystal ball, providing guidance on whether or not to go for that extra pastry. Then she goes off to her second freelance…

That string gets thinner every day too

Denial is a safe place to chill in

It's a full-time job

Every morning I wake up to my iPhone's alarm and proceed to do all my silly little tasks until 9 pm when the cycle starts over again. When I was a kid, I had no idea how much of my day would be filled with annoying responsibilities. Feeding the cat is one thing, but I never thought I'd spend so much of my precious time wiping down surfaces. Whoever made those damn wipes was a genius. A genius, who unlike me, is probably free from the shackles of a 2-hour commute. Or, you know, dead. Anyway. The…

Too exhausted to care

Just one more mental breakdown away

Millennials are just working hard in healing their inner child. Give 'em a break!

It hurts.

Sometimes a job can become so unbearable that you just snap