Life is pain and we're inching closer to death every single meaningless day. At least there are funny and smart people on Twitter typing up self-deprecating jokes and observational witticisms. For more amusing tweets, you can check out this list we banged out earlier. Lord knows we need some pick-me-ups these days.
adulting
Can we all just agree that adulting is bullsht? Like, none of us asked to be born, and then they expect us to go out in the world and pay an arm and a leg just to stay alive? Sounds like utter bullsht if you ask us.
But on that lighthearted note, here are 19 tidbits to remind you that we're all going through that daily struggle together!
In a way, we all sort of choose when we enter adulthood - and how. You can either choose to party and bullsh*t all the way through your twenties and thirties, or you can settle for a more reclusive, introverted path. These memes cover the latter.
Not enough people acknowledge the struggles that come with graduating college and transitioning into the so-called real world. In college you look forward to parties every weekend, while in the adulting world, you can't wait to jump into bed the minute you get home from work on Friday nights. And then there's bills to pay and the pressure to settle down with your soul mate, among many, many other things. Needless to say, it's a lot to juggle!
Life's a b*tch and then you die. In the middle of that we experience pain, limited joy, crushing responsibilities, and some decent food. We spend a fair amount of time sleeping. Might as well spend some of these fleeting moments looking at funny pics and chuckling a bit.
Don't judge us, we're poor.
Generation Y gets a lot of sh*t constantly for supposedly being lazy, entitled and easily offended. Are these things actually true? The answer to that is of course subjective, but if you're a Millennial then you'll know that stereotypes about us tend to be a bit (or a lot) overplayed, and these tweets make light of that.
Adulting is hard for anyone in their twenties who's just starting to figure out this roller coaster we call life. Hell, even if you're well past your twenties, adulting still makes no goddamn sense half the time. Let these semi-serious tips help you to not look like a complete fool when you have guests come over to your humble abode.
