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If you weren't previously familiar with Pearls from Myrna, you're about to be in for a real treat. Myrna Tellingheusen is a church-going retiree who tweets about her frenemy Fran, nephew Lyle and many, many other hilariously wholesome things you'd expect out of an old lady.
Is Myrna a real person outside of Twitter? No one knows for sure, but we really hope she is!
What did the human race do to deserve dogs? Those cute little floofers can be annoying as hell at times, but at the end of the day they warm your heart and brighten your day like no human possibly can. They love us unconditionally, even though we're totally unworthy of such reverence. Sometimes doggos are so pure there's nothing to do but just appreciate that they are man's best friend.
Now who's cutting onions up in here...
Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Or maybe what he's dreaming about when his leg twitches in his sleep? Or why he always brings you a present when you walk in the door? Twitter account Thoughts of Dog explains all of this, and it's too adorable for words.
We don't deserve dogs! ); They are way too wholesome and good for us, and we are undeserving of their unwavering loyalty and love. Try getting a cat to save you from danger. The cat will gtfo of there before you have a clue what's going on. A dog is man's best way to be a cliche. Try going to a park to pick up a girl with the "brilliant idea" of bringing your dog/your friend's dog. Only to find 50 other guys had the same ideas. Your dogs are going to be THRILLED and have a blast, but you're going back to the drawing board for dating gimmicks.
Want to cleanse your soul of impurities to go along with that juice clense? These saintly puppers will definitely be a great combination. Or maybe, test how much you really love your pet with these memes only dog lovers could truly appreciate.
