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JANE RUSSELL Wants you to vote or she will shoot you

(Jane Russell)

Renee Zellweger Totally Looks Like Sumo Wrestler Lawn Sculpture

Only when she's filming "Bridget Jones" movies, though.

Wig Dog Totally Looks Like Susan Sarandon

When my daughter was thirteen, her favorite actress in the whole wide world was Susan Sarandon. So, for her birthday, I tried to hire a Susan Sarandon look-alike from a local agency, but it was far too expensive. With an eye to personal economy, I placed a wig on the family dog. Good enough? You would think so, but SO MANY TEARS!

Ke$ha Totally Looks Like Sarah Roemer

Fun game time: Let's think of "Grey's Anatomy" McNicknames for Ke$ha! I've got the following:

McTra$hy, McDrunko, McDirty, McNuggets, Mc$kanky, McWa$hMe, Mc$toned, McRib Sandwich... Actually, I'm going to stop now, because I feel myself getting a little hungry. I'm kind of in the mood for McDonald's, though I am not entirely sure why.

Alejandra Darin (Argentinian Actress) Totally Looks Like Lisa Kudrow

I am now casting an Argentinian version of "Friends" in my head, with Alejandra playing, of course, the role of Phoebe. However, I do not know of any other Argentinian actors, so instead of a remake of "Friends," my show is now just about Phoebe. It is called "Phoebe."

Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Jane Fonda

So, by my logic (which is faultless), J.Biebs, following in Jane Fonda's footsteps, should release a series of workout videos. Just to say: UNNECESSARY! Listening to his vomit-inducing music is the best and only diet you'll ever need. No exercise required.