Yeah, your wife was doing the same thing to me last night.
Yes sir... My diaper is loaded
Barry White music. If it was playing in the background, this would be so much hotter.
SAME TEST USED TO DECIDE WAITRESS OR KITCHEN STAFF
LOOKS LIKE A PENIS ONLY SMALLER
You want to do what? BUT I'M SANTA!
Miracles. Brought to you by the Transportation Security Administration.
Yeah, the French surrendered to a huge invading Nazi army. They don't surrender to their own government, though. Unlike some people.