Sochi 2014

Thanks to this Chicago billboard's previous bet, we've gotta keep the little bastard for another four years. Super.

"I don't always drink maple syrup... wait, yes I do."

Diligent Youtube commenters (and yours truly) have the hunch that this is actually a Husky and not a wild wolf, judging by its demeanor and size. That all said, chalk another one up on the "This Olympics is Totally Nuts" column.

UPDATE: This just keeps happening, doesn't it? In a move that shouldn't surprise anyone, this was another prank set up by Jimmy Kimmel. Check out the full clip here:

And here's Kimmel's entire bit:

Have the stakes ever been higher?

The U.S. were up 2-0 on Canada until the final minutes of the 3rd period, when Marie-Philip Poulin tied the game with 55 seconds remaining to send the game to overtime, where Canada eventually won. However, the game wouldn't have gone to overtime if that freakin' puck had just gone two inches to the right.

Meanwhile, the goalpost has been nominated as Supreme Emperor of Canada.