Scottish twitter

If you haven't yet experienced the delight that is Scottish Twitter, nae bother because we've got a great selection of entertaining tweets that will give you a taste of some pure Scottish wit. For all the dafties out there who cannae understand one word of Scots, we've translated some of these tweets just for fun. 

Awrite meme-lovers! It's time for a hearty dose of Scottish Twitter. We've got a load of hilarious bangers from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter and @Scottish_Tweets—a real goldmine of crude jokes and puzzling slang. Fair warning: some of these tweets are heavy on the Scots, so unless you're from the Highlands, they might make you feel like a wee walloper. 

Dae ye talk Scots? Well, you might want to start. We don't hear much of the language IRL, but we run into it a lot on Twitter. And our lives are better because of that. The phonetic brogue makes pretty much everything ten times funnier, and because it's literally a different language, challenges our brains more than we're used to. Which is always a blessing. We've put together some solid gems from the hilarious Scottish Twitterverse - we hope you enjoy them, too. 

Twitter is an incredible goldmine of entertainment. We love sharing the seemingly endless supply of amusing tidbits that users pump out every day. But there will always be a special place in our hearts for the near-indecipherable humor of Scottish Twitter. These tweets may take a few reads for you to understand, but they're jam-packed with irony, sarcasm, and top-notch observational humor. The phonetic brogue just makes 'em even better.

It's no secret that in our spare time we like to mess around on Twitter. It can be a great way to enjoy short and sweet witticisms from clever writers and comedians. But very little seems to entertain us more than the special brogue of Scottish Twitter. It's a wild world and the dialect sometimes verges on unintelligible. That's just part what makes these observational tweets so damn funny.

If you have never attempted to translate the textual brogue of Scottish Twitter, you've been missing out. The comedic 280 character gems are sassy, irreverent, and often incredibly smart. We just wish we knew what all the words meant. But sometimes ignorance is bliss, 

We've got your memes and tweets here, fresh off the press! Memes to make you laugh and make you feel heard, because what's better than really feeling like someone else just gets you? It's a pretty damn comforting feeling. That's really what we're here for, because we care about you!

It's no secret that Scottish twitter is almost its own language. The mix of weird and phonetic spelling, combined with bracing wit and hilarious observations makes these Tweets the perfect way to waste time and improve your mood.

These tweets took longer to censor than we'd like to admit, but it was worth it.

Hey Scots, we Americans love ya and your accents, but we have no frikkin clue what you're saying most of the time.

Time to fend off those Sunday scaries! 

Disney recently released the trailer for the new film Ralph Breaks the Internet, the sequel to Wreck-It Ralph. The trailer features a scene where a group of Disney princesses are talking amongst themselves, including Merida from Brave. However, when Merida starts talking, no one can understand her absurdly thick Scottish accent and bizarre slang. Luckily, Twitter user Lizz Robinett was able to translate via her Scottish husband.

Since then, people have been pasting ridiculous Scottish tweets over a still from the movie trailer in attempt to mimic the thick Scottish accent and slang, and it's turned out to be meme fire.

Scottish tweets tend to be incredibly sharp and hilariously relatable - when you can understand them. Here's a huge batch of some of our favorite brogue-ish, witty twitter material!

We don't really know what they're talking about, but it's entertaining nonetheless!