I have plans with my couch, a loaf of garlic bread, and Wednesday Addams on Netflix

'I'll let you know' means I'm not coming

Denial is a safe place to chill in

Stock up on some Pedialyte

The tarantula is my new sleep paralysis demon

Favoritism is an issue a lot of kids deal with. I can't imagine how horrible it feels to feel like your parents care about one of your siblings more than you. For many of us, we can see areas where our parents might treat our siblings differently than they treated us, but outright favoritism is more rare and so much worse than passing inequities. The phenomenon can border on neglect when parents put the needs of one golden child over the black sheep child. This treatment causes resentment betwe…

I need another coffee

Living in denial is fun

It's a full-time job

Can we make this into a drinking game for adults?

They deserved it

I can't go out, I'm sick

Woah

Pure chaos.

Material girl

Birthday drama.