Hosting a party at your house is no small potatoes . It requires a lot of cleaning and preparation, being a little nervous about people spilling, and having to be the last one there. Hosting can take it out of you. This is why we usually reserve it for special occasions. We host parties because we want to-- there's a holiday we want to celebrate or someone special we want to honor. But if the house is ours, the agency is ours to say yes or no. That's why it's such an imposition to ask to host s…

It's not for her to say

Don't call, just text me

XXL hoodie-mode has been activated

What a great gift

I can't go out, my pumpkin's melting on my porch

It's not for them

Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing a relaxed afternoon teatime in your coziest clothes

Recharging brb

Home is where the memes are

Just imagine all the roses getting mercilessly stomped

He said no pickles

For when your social battery is depleted

Memes that'll give you the perfect excuse to avoid eye contact with strangers in public

Sister sister!

Let's just leave the city and live on a farm