Owl

PROBLEM? I sense that you have one

OWLCAT now we're f**ed

Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop

Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop

THEY SEE ME OWLIN' they hatin'

Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop