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It's easy to be correct and even easier to be wrong. But it takes true talent and wit to be correct in the wrong way.

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Bright college days , oh, carefree days that fly! It's almost time for first-year students to move into their dorms, syllabus week to commence, and the binge drinking to begin. College is such a unique time in your life. For many students, it's the first time they'll be away from their family and maintain a semblance of independence. You are forced to learn how to take care of yourself and not make crazy choices all the time. I learned over the course of my freshman year that I couldn't eat thr…

Nurses are one of the most undervalued professions. Any position that got an outpour of support for a couple of months in 2020 and then quickly got thrown under the bus deserves our utmost respect. Sure, nurses got claps on the streets of New York during the height of the pandemic, but they deal with so much daily they deserve claps yesterday, today, and for the foreseeable future. If there's one thing that nurses have, it's a sense of humor about all of the absurd situations thrown their way d…

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For gamers, there are millions of ways to cope and seethe in the face of a loss, and sending an insult, threat, or troll to the enemy's message inbox has historically been the most common course of action against a hurt ego. Even though it's likely more common to get a “gg” these days than it is to get a nasty “your mom” joke or an aggressive suggestion to do bodily harm to oneself, this doesn't mean online gaming culture has completely cured itself of its wanton toxicity. And just like anythin…

Hello, rogues and wizards. Are you here for another roundup of the top Dungeons & Dragons memes on the internet? Wise decision. Even with the most meticulous planning and preparation, Dungeons & Dragons is a game that can develop in weird and unexpected ways, much like life! Going with the flow, maintaining an open mind, and not trying to influence the outcome excessively are the greatest ways to enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons (that also goes for all you extra controlling dungeon masters out…

Congratulations, friends. You have almost made it through a week of the agonizing responsibility of adult existence . Thanks to the impending freedom of the weekend, and my rejuvenating therapy session, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. This extensive collection of memes was carefully put together with the goal of assisting you in your quest for amusement. A lot of the memes are our favorite brand of stupid. Some of them are surprisingly sm…

A sense of humor is crucial for this gig

Sometimes photographers catch something happening at the exact right moment. They can capture a baby throwing up on its father, or snap a jumping cat at a moment when it looks like it is levitating. Sometimes these photographers are the ones we love. On August 7th, Redditor u/BabyGroot1337 shared a photo with the r/Funny subreddit, with the caption “undoubtedly the best photo I took at my sister's wedding .” The photo depicts a woman sitting at a table with a look that says “I'm over it” while…

Info Wars host and ridiculed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is not having a good week, month, or year. Judging by the way his defamation trials are going, the future is looking grim as well. Back in 2012, Jones had claimed the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax, part of a false flag conspiracy. The families, in turn, sued Jones for damages. In October, a judge ruled that Jones lacked proof of the hoax, and would have to pay the families a sum to be determined at another hearing. At the most recen…

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There's nothing more endearing than watching religious children try not to swear. They shout “son of a biscuit” after stubbing their toe. These kids have an endless diatribe of “fricks” that comes out of their mouths every day. This goofy censorship is one of the last great American dynasties. One of my favorite non-swear word is “gosh diddly darn." Aside from its obvious southern flair, the alliteration and the modification of “darn” with the far more silly “diddly” elevates this phrase to a p…