I don't believe in the divine rights of kings, but I do believe in the divine rights of memes.

Breaktime

You know what you're getting into!

Did you know that Opposite Day isn't a national holiday or even an unofficial holiday? That is an outrage. Silly little holidays are happening daily without fail, so why can't a day devoted to switcharoos get the 24 hours it deserves? My birthday is World Rabies Day , and that's a much lamer of holiday than Opposite Day could ever be. According to Wikipedia, it's a game played by children with no actual calendar date. If Opposite Day were real, then we adults wouldn't have to go to work that da…

I've got something important to tell you all: I am not an engineer, and I never will be. For those of you who are disappointed, I'm so sorry. My college major prepared me for writing paragraphs that precede lists of memes. I don't know what to tell you. If you're an engineer who thought that the people in the industry actually forge career-centric memes lists like these, I can't help but question your critical thinking skills—very liberal arts of me, I know. I might not be an engineer, but I do…

Happy Sunday, programmers! I may not be one of you, but I understand your struggle. One of my best friends in college was a computer science major , so I know exactly what it's like! Just kidding, but I could not have lived the life that he did. I was sitting pretty getting a simple little liberal arts degree while this man had to stay up for 48 hours at a time to finish a project . Most of the time, he was just a cool bisexual stoner who just happened to be a STEM kid as well. But during final…

TikTok isn't for everyone, and it's the sort of app you're either obsessed with or repelled by. It's hard to be a casual TikTok dabbler (trust us, we've tried and failed). Even when you're blessed with a 'for you page' that isn't just an endless feed of insufferable cringe, the chaotic app itself tends to overwhelm the fragile senses of those who don't live on the internet. It's too bad, because just like all other social networks, there's some real hidden gems in the comment section. But thank…

Congratulations, Internet friends. Congratulations, friends. You've made it through another week of the agonizing responsibility of adult existence . Thanks to the freedom of the weekend, and the power of therapy, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. The truth is, though, life has been feeling an awful lot like groundhog day. As I've sworn off many of my vices since the pandemic's start, every day just seems pretty damn cookie-cutter. Even our…

It was 5 o'clock ten years ago

That's better

Tony Hawk was at the peak of his skating career during the early aughts. Back then, who would've thought that he would go on to become the biggest Twitter sensation in the skater community? Tony Hawk's tweets about being recognizable by name but not by face are legendary. Who could forget this instant classic? "TSA agent (staring intently): I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID. Me: ok TSA: that cyclist Armstrong! Nearby agent: that ain’t Lance Armstrong Me: he’s ri…

Raise your hand if a fern ruined your life

Happy weekend, internet friends. If you have been feeling anything like I am, then life must be feeling a whole lot like groundhog day. As I've sworn off many of my vices since the pandemic's start, every day just seems pretty cookie cutter. Even our beloved Fridays and Saturdays. Welcoming chaos into my life, whether in the form of alcohol, drugs, or dating, seems to have had a purpose: staving off boredom. As I struggle with the monotony of existence, and another shitty day at my shitty job,…

Nobody is in need of break to scroll through funny memes more than a mom or dad.

Knitting and crocheting are some of the coolest hobbies somebody can have. Unlike joining adult sports leagues or endlessly consuming TV shows, you actually have something to show for your hobby when you knit or crochet. The amount of granny squares, beer coolers, or scarves you can gift your friends and family means that you will never have to buy a real present again. There's something so uniquely fulfilling about creating something with your own hands that can rarely be replicated in any oth…

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