Selfies of the soul

"Why so serious?" It is not only a quote from one of the greatest Batman villain performances of all time, but an important question we must ask ourselves often. Why do we take everything so seriously, even though we don't need to? We were not put on this earth to yell at waitresses for having to wait 35 minutes to be seated. People doing things you don't like is not a slight against you. Things on Twitter that make you mad should not ruin your day. Most of us would feel so much better if we co…

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Every 90's kid gets triggered by the ticking sound of the Operation Game's timer

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Parents deserve to have meme-ingful fun on the weekends too, ya know.

There's no shortage of people who strut around like the whole universe revolves around them, and those people are mad annoying (especially if you work in the service industry). But it can be pretty hilarious when someone is entitled to their own detriment, or when choosing beggars get taxed extra for their rudeness. For example, when I used to bartend back in the day, I enjoyed being generous to customers for no reason. It felt good to improve some random stranger's day with a free drink or sma…

I don't know about you, but I loved the Tim Allen movie The Shaggy Dog when I was a kid. I thought the manner in which he communicated that he was his kid's father through Scrabble was an ingenious cinematic moment. However, I didn't know that this 2006 film was actually a remake until I was in college. Me and my college roommates were obsessed with watching terrible movies on Disney +. One of those movies was the sequel to The Shaggy Dog , aptly titled, The Shaggy D.A. Instead of the original…

Remember when Tumblr used to be filled with adult content? Yeah, we remember too. While we don't really care that it's changed, the Internet seems to have become a little less spicy and sexy overall. We don't necessarily want to see graphic gifs or unexpected photos of private parts, but things do seem a lot more boring nowadays on the mainstream zones of social media. The reason for this is that Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and Google are cracking down hard on adult content - or even content t…

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Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting in the window seat on an airplane, people are boarding, and you're praying nobody sits beside you. When you think you might be in the clear, a chatty Cathy sits next to you and tries to get your whole life story. I don't know about you all, but this has literally never happened to me. I've been on many an airplane in my day, and never once has somebody tried to strike up a conversation with me while we're sequestered in a sealed metal tube. There ar…

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