If you never had a 'Lion King' or 'Goosebumps' comforter, are you even really a millennial?...

This fleeting existence has a tendency to feel a bit pointless. You know, "life's a b*tch and then you die" type vibes. It's really wild that everyting feels as though it's meant to be a struggle, living meager paycheck to meager paycheck, while some person who says "yes" or "no" or “more” lives lavishly and luxuriously thanks to our hard work. While we try not to think of the sad reality in our day-to-day lives, it has become increasingly hard to ignore. But when the going gets tough, and real…

Ruff

Memes are messages from the deep

My bank account is crying and filing for divorce.

It's all about gains

Scrolling one's way through loads of random memes is kind of like browsing a Las Vegas buffet that takes up half the floor of a casino, or one of those huge New Jersey diner menus that has so many pages they had to put it in a binder filled with clip art, or the impressive salumi and cheese board at your cousin's mob-financed wedding. Though some of the goods may not appeal to you, when that one sweet piece of shrimp cocktail hits, it really hits. On the other hand, maybe you're not that partic…

Mike Judge is an honorary Gen-Xer

No shower today

Most individuals who have owned pets at some point know the immense entertainment value they can provide. Having a cute and fluffy companion by your side means life is rarely dull, with all its ups and downs. Although sharing your home with a cat offers numerous benefits, it cannot be denied that it comes with its fair share of stress. That's why on some occasions, it is preferable to appreciate our feline friends through the safety of a screen. Cat memes , pics, and snaps are widely available,…

Happy Tuesday, everybody! If you're not reading this on Tuesday, congratulations. You're already several steps ahead of everybody else, including me! I am standing here feeling extremely Tuesday-pilled while you might be living in Wednesday or even Thursday! Tuesday used to be one of my favorite days of the week because I always had a swell little extracurricular activity on Tuesday nights. These days, Tuesday is just another day and another dollar. Honestly, I think Thursday might be my least…

It's meme time

If you have spent significant time with old people , you know that there are a million Westerns on TV at any given time. While the genre has fallen out of fashion, it dominated the film industry for its first 50 years. In the silent era, one out of every five movies were Westerns. It's difficult to overstate the impact of the genre. With Westerns came a million cowboy characters with giant cowboy hats. My friends and I recently watched a bunch of cheaply made westerns from the 30s, all with the…

Send it to that special someone

Working at a restauran t isn't for the faint of heart. For some reason, before I got my job at a Mediterranean restaurant on the Upper East Side, I thought I was a natural-born server. Describing food to people is basically my hobby, and if I could get paid for it? Dream gig. I was so, so wrong. Before reaching server status at this restaurant, I had to do some time as a backwaiter. Backwaiters are glorified busboys. They're integral to the operation, gracefully pouring water and pulling empty…

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