For changing to your summer tires

One order of toasted ravioli please

For the corn fed among us

Put that in a casserole and bake it

It's almost Pulaski Day, guys.

You say “flyover states,” I say home.

Rest your snow-shoveling bones

For Fool's Spring

Go on ahead, hon.

Fresher than a hot casserole

Enjoy with a Hamm's and a bowl of chili

It's not cut and dried

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