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JK Rowling, the queen of drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise, is back in the limelight for, well...drawing out random details of the Harry Potter franchise - details that absolutely no one asked for, of course. 

She told Radio Times last week that Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald had an "intense and passionate" relationship that had a "sexual dimension to it." Of course, her actual statements got twisted in subsequent reports, but the roasts and parody tweets that have come from it are absolutely still valid!

Our new favorite Twitter meme is dragging J.K. Rowling hard. Earlier this month, the Harry Potter author's Pottermore account tweeted a seemingly unnecessary fact about how wizards used to take dumps. The tweet quickly went viral, and users mocked the fact that literally nobody had asked for that info. These lamentations quickly turned into this meme, which is at times raunchy, political, and altogether irreverent. We love it.

This summarized text version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone will make any Potter fan LOL.

We are huge fans of these magical books, but we definitely realize is still so much we can laugh at. Thanks, JK Rowling.