D'oh.

Woof.

Reading is FUNdamental

I cn sllep just fien.

Go crazy. Go stupid.

During the Christmas season , many people want everything to be “just so.” Perfect lights. Perfect tree. Perfect family dinner. But if the past few years have taught us anything, it's that things don't always go as planned. Sometimes our good holiday intentions result in accidentally dirty spectacles and fails. And if we're being honest, sometimes being on the naughty list isn't all bad.

Woof.

She got bored

Pretty damn entertaining.

Oof...

It’s human nature to make a sacrifice in the name of love now and then. We wouldn’t have any tales of great romance if people didn’t make the occasional dramatic and/or mind-bogglingly stupid gesture just because somebody else gives them butterflies. That being said, there comes a point where most people would draw the line, especially with a person they’ve just met. This was not the case for @cassidydangler, who braved the biblical storm that hit New York last week in order to go on a date wit…

With the array of distractions we have at our disposal these days, it’s easy not to pay attention when we really need to. Everyone has their moments of forgetfulness, and makes the occasional mistake when interacting with others. However, sometimes things get a little more complicated than simply mixing up thank you and goodbye. For @markperfs , this recently went as far as leaving him stuck in his car for an hour and a half — all because he didn’t remember to leave it in time for the mechanic …

This is not what I needed today.