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It should be known by now that we enjoy mocking other people's misforunte - and as schadenfreude goes, these amusing tales are pretty lighthearted. When Twitter user @lillyannatrnr shared a facepalm-worthy serving anecdote from her boyfriend's past, we're willing to bet she didn't think she was starting a thread of epic proportions. But his ignorance regarding creme fraiche and the laughs that followed inspired other users to share their own food-service and grocery work blunders. The result? A massive thread of funny fails and punny verbal comedy. We've picked out some of the better gems for you, but you can see more hilarity at the thread itself.

We've got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else's job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we're more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

Most people these days have that person in their phone saved as 'Satan,' or a similar person who you really, really don't want to hear from. Maybe they cheated or maybe they ghosted you. But chances are when you hear from these exes, you're probably not very happy about it. That's how these former lovers felt when their old flame's came back a-knockin', but they handled the solicitations with sass, spite, and a whole lot of confidence. 

We've got a terrible collection of hideous memes from the absolute bottom of the barrel (Facebook). In this atrocious gallery, you'll find some eye-roll worthy puns, boomer humor emailed from grandma, and dumb shit that straight up doesn't make sense. You might simply hate these memes, or perhaps you see the humor in cringey content. We love these memes for the same reason we love watching movies like The Room. It's always fun to laugh at something for reasons that weren't intended. 

Everyone's got 20/20 hindsight, but many are blind when it comes to predicting outcomes and sharing takes that stand the test of time. It's not always fun to look into the past, especially when you're the one with the embarrassingly wrong analysis immortalized forever on subs like r/agedlikemilk. For us passive observers on the other hand, this stuff is mad entertaining.

We all get comfortable in relationships and say some cringe things in jest, but some people take it wayyy too far. A distraught woman asked Reddit if she was the asshole for leaving her husband in the grocery store after he quite literally acted like a toddler and demanded ice cream in a baby voice. OP u/smallslicedskin further explained that this wasn't an isolated incident. Apparently, her husband had been incessantly using meme-speak like 'doggo,' 'pupper,' 'chicky nuggies,' and 'birb' for months. The bizarre affectation that had been driving OP bonkers caused her to finally snap in the grocery store and subsequently turn to Reddit for help. Scroll down for her story and some of the best responses in the thread. 

@PassengerShaming is an Instagram account dedicated to documenting the crazy shit that happens on airplanes. Inappropriately exposed feet, childbirth, makeout sessions—you name it, they've got it all covered on @PassengerShaming. 2020 has really brought out the batshit in travelers. Like imagine being stuck on a plane full of Karens and Florida Men. That's kinda the vibe of some of these videos and images. We've collected a handful of the weirdest moments captured by fellow passengers and disgruntled flight attendants. 

Unless you were born yesterday, most of us can agree that the easiest place to lie is the internet. These aspiring deceivers did a really, really, bad job at pulling the wool over the internet's eyes - and got called out for it. Seeing these losers brought to justice made our day, and we hope it makes yours.

Nextdoor is sort of social network where people within a specific neighborhood can exchange recommendations, greet newcomers, chat about local news, and post about anything that's relevant to the community. The creators of the app might have envisioned helping to enrich communities in positive ways, but in reality, Nextdoor is often used as a social tool for neighborhood gossip and shit-talking. According to @bestofnextdoor, the app is basically 'Twitter for old people,' which is pretty apt if you take a scroll through @bestofnextdoor's hilarious screenshots. We've collected some of the funniest recent gems from Nextdoor users' findings.

It's not very nice to laugh at the failures of others and that's certainly not what we're trying to do here. We're laughing at the hilarious and unexpected results of failed attempts to fix something mundane, tell a blatant lie, get a point across, or simply do a thing. We've got to give an 'A for effort' to the ones who at least tried. On the other hand, some of these people failed so hard that it makes us question whether they even wanted their attempts to be successful. We've got a bunch of funny examples of when people got it totally wrong. 

Blaming Millennials for killing industries is one of the most cherished pastimes of Gen Xers and Boomers. We saw a flurry of accusatory think-pieces and headlines several years ago when Millennials first started entering the workforce, but even in 2020 the finger-pointing hasn't really let up. Hey, here's a thought: maybe it's the economy that killed Millennials and not the other way around. Maybe industries are dying because Millennials are too goddamn poor to buy anything. But ok boomer, keep on believing we spontaneously decided as an entire generation to kill industries because we're evil. That sounds much more logical.

r/DeathByMillennial is a goldmine of out of touch headlines and commentary that lazily condemn a single cohort of people who didn't even ask to be born, rather than an economic system that has failed millions of workers. We've collected some of the cringiest posts for our fellow Millennials to scoff at.

If you haven't been living under a rock for the past week, you're probably familiar with the Four Seasons Total Landscaping drama that occurred earlier this week in Philadelphia. On November 7th, President Trump tweeted that a press conference would be held at the Four Seasons in the Pennsylvania capital. Eight minutes later, Trump tweeted an update - that the conference would actually be taking place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in the same city. 

The tweets led to a great deal of speculation as to whether the administration had intended to book the hotel. The speculation grew when it became clear that the location, between a sex shop and a crematorium, was probably not their first choice. After Rudy Giuliani spoke to crowds about voter fraud, and even used a convicted sex offender as a witness, the occasion was largely seen as a massive blunder. And as expected, the memes began flowing freely. We've put together some of our favorite examples from the last week, but we're willing to bet this press conference will be talked about for quite a while. Here's hoping Four Seasons Total Landscaping is enjoying the free publicity. 

It's hard not to enjoy seeing people get totally owned online after they say something painfully idiotic. The internet is rife with spontaneous battles of wit, and although it's more common to see a bunch of hot-heads saying stupid shit at each other in a void, once in a while you can catch someone schooling others with some fire comebacks. We've got a handful of these instances where someone was totally murdered by words.

There's a looooooot of content floating around on the internet that makes us want to scrub our own eyeballs and curse the day the world wide web was born. You know what I'm talking about. The kind of stuff that makes you yell WTF and then log off for the rest of the day. Cursed content that forces you to question the very moral fabric of society. So yeah, we've got a bunch of that sort of content to share with you today! Whether you're after top-tier cringe posted by disturbed souls, or cursed images that are nightmare fuel, we've got you covered.

Facebook is a well-oiled machine of countless echo-chambers that rarely interact with each other. Thanks to subreddits like r/insanepeoplefacebook, we can glimpse into various Facebook worlds where volcanoes are a hoax, DIY pet cremation is a thing, and Trump can literally impregnate women through their dreams. We've got a disconcerting batch of posts full of nonsense and cringe for the brave souls out there. 

If you spend any time on YouTube or Instagram, you'll know that the platforms are very popular with people who like to share "life hacks." Many of these are unnecessary projects that weirdly feature soda bottles or appear to be designed to smuggle contraband to people who are in jail. These life hacks, however, are different. They fully embrace the fact that they're actually useless in favor of spicing up our lives with a little humor. And that's all we can ask for these days.