It's her or the iPad

Hallmark movies are awesome . They're hilariously, reliably formulaic. They have stilted acting and even more stilted dialogue. They have names like “The Other Christmas Wife” or “Winter Is For Loving, and Christmas." They're my favorite thing to watch when I'm in a hotel room. Nothing hits like a terrible movie and a room service BLT. My mom and I play a game we invented whenever we watch Hallmark movies together: we pause it 15 minutes in and each take a turn saying what we think is going to…

If you eat, you pay

Gross, dude

Love, or infatuation, can sometimes shield us from reality.

People hate dating apps so much that it has become hack comedy to complain about them

Gift-giving can be a loaded scenario

She really got her just desserts

He’s definitely in the doghouse

Sounds like a good date to me