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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

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Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

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By Fredrik Hedén
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Who is your father, iKnow. And about your force powers, iMconfident. - Matty Malaprop

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Because getting through that asteroid belt in level two requires a lot of hay feverish button mashing. - Matty Malaprop

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By A Person (Via Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop