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...A mystery that must be solved.
50 cent
We're all about fake google search memes (they're so easy to exploit) and we're happy to announce that this one is making a comeback. Back in January, memers were giddily mocking rapper Lil Pump on Reddit. The meme in question claimed his full name is actually Lilliam Pumpernickel. If only.
This week the format was shared on r/memeeconomy and memers are happily putting it to good use. While Soundcloud rappers are easy targets, we're especially delighted by the riffs on Kat Von D and Mark Zuckerberg. We need more. Luckily for these celebrities though, these are just entertaining alternative names to find them on Google. At least they weren't born Richard Short or B.J. Cobbledick, like some of these unlucky individuals with unfortunate names.
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Here's why a charity is going to be out $750,000.
For those of you who don't know, a radio "drop" is just a short bit of chatter in between songs that can be an advertisement, a notification, or just a heads-up. For example, say a song just ended and suddenly you hear "YOU'RE LISTENING TO 69.0 D-E-R-P FM, DENVER'S GREATEST HITS!" Cue next song. That's a drop. Here's Floyd Mayweather trying to read one of those. It starts at 2:00 in.
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Tom Willis is a 50-year-old Kansas City Royals fan who was born without arms. But he wasn't going to let a silly thing like that stop him from throwing out the first pitch at a Royals game against the Minnesota Twins. Not only that, his first pitch was 10 times better than the dinker that 50 Cent threw back in May.
For comparison:
50's first pitch:
And Willis' first pitch:
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop
