The nostalgia is strong with the people of the Internet. We're guilty of it, too. It's hard to escape the articles about millennials , ‘90s kids memes, and the nostalgic pictures of bygone products and customs that are constantly being shared on social media. While we miss Altoids sours as much as the next geriatric millennial, the incessant wistfulness is getting old. Instead of crying about the products of capitalism we used to enjoy, today we’re going to take a weird walk down a different me…

What does it truly mean to be a 90s kid? I'd say there are two competing definitions that will likely always be at odds with each other. The first “90s kids” are the people who truly spent a bulk of their childhood in that decade; essentially, people born in the 80s. The other group of 90s kids are those born in the 1990s. I am just barely in that latter group of 90s kids, being born in the literal last year of the 1990s.

No generation can mock us because we have accepted the cringe—NOW, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Ugh, as IF.

All that and a bag of chips

Well we certainly weren't expecting this.

Those were the days.

Gag me with a spoon.