wings

This guy was trying to try out for the Superman part. News flash: he didn't get it. Maybe he thought that his RedBull would give him wiiiiiiings. Except it just sent him straight into the judges table. I'm not sure they give bonus points for distance from launch, but this guy should get full marks. Just like these future gymnast superstars, they should just cut their careers short, before stardom. For their own benefit, and health.