tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Mother-in-law insists her daughter-in-law use the gift cards she gave to her grandchildren to buy her dinner: 'She insists that whenever we use the gift cards, we take her with us.'
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'My emails become unnoticed by the manager': Manager claims employee isn't doing enough work because their work gets lost under coworker's mountains of updates
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Gym issues warning to member for showering without working out, says they'll face fines: 'Hopefully they don't watch for people skipping leg day'
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27-year-old refuses to become guardian of his younger half sister after years of no contact and repeated family pressure: 'I didn't hesitate to say no. Repeatedly'
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Mom, who has been unemployed since 2006, expects her son to drop out of college so he can work full-time and pay her mortgage: 'She insists it’s her house but will not contribute financially.'
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