tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Job-seeker goes through 4 interviews only to learn they were never a real candidate in the first place: 'I was a prop in their internal politics'
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Employee hands in notice, manager demands she write 100 page technical manual in her last 10 days: 'I have spent seven years building these processes'
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Homeschool mom gets upset when math tutor brother quizzes 6th grader on math curriculum: 'He was having trouble recalling what they covered'
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Daughter-in-law bans mother-in-law from her house after she went through her trash to prove she's a wasteful wife: 'She grew up with nothing, so I tried to be patient.'
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Entitled 50-year-old couple expects neighbor to mow their lawn for free because he did so for their 90-year-old parents: 'It feels like I'm doing free labor.'
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