donkeys

If animals could talk, the world would probably end in that moment. But before horses talk and pigs fly, there are definitely pets that have been trained to mimic the human voice, or even use sign language successfully. But as of yet, besides some primates, few animals are able to properly communicate with us. Just imagine if they could though. I'd definitely have my own Mr. Ed. But regardless, if animals could talk, I would imagine it would go a little something like these hilarious examples.

Strong people lift donkeys.