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I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop

If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

I feel like this pun could have been better if it had featured phalluses and Willem Dafoe, but maybe that's just me. - Matty Malaprop

I will simply never understand how that song became a hit(ler) single... - Matty Malaprop

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

And so often I feel that lying and deceit are just direct side effects of that sinful thing called pride. - Matty Malaprop

But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop