wtf

You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

This has got to be the worst Star Wars related t-shirt in existence.

Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop