wtf

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

This has got to be the worst Star Wars related t-shirt in existence.

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop