wtf

Contrary to most cutters, it might behoove this bummed-out bread to go across the street, NOT down the road. - Matty Malaprop

More emo schadenfreude over here!

Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

This has got to be the worst Star Wars related t-shirt in existence.

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

The brow on this video is raised so high that I think the creator just cubed his forehead. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop