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strange and stupid things people posted for sale online | Peloton Bike $2,499 stationary bike with a tv screen taped to it | Thor's Hammer $8,000,000 weight with a handle

Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

One man's trash is another man's garbage.
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Wat, Indeed

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By Cyberdude
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A collection of the dumbest things that people said in all seriousness. | AngryOrca1 There is no proof earth is round Reply

Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

Oh, man, buckle up.
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food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife

Foods Being Eaten Improperly

Put the banana down.
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Twitter thread on weirdness of The Cheesecake Factory | max sledroom @MaxKrie If want fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience highly recommend dinner at Cheesecake Factory design perspective place is fuckin wild and talk little bit about why | max sledroom @Max 12h v interior is world aesthetic chaos feels like mix between Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and laser tag arena s sensational Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limes

Twitter Thread: Cheesecake Factory is A World of Contradictions

It's like eating in a fancy hotel that's also a bowling alley.
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Accurate

Funny tweet about which mac and cheese is better, both look disgusting, man tweets that they should go to prison
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Student sees fire but staff makes them wait to report it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ArmyMPSides 12 days ago Shut down while trying report fire at my high school oc S senior back high school Middle Tennessee had smoking area students. This 1990, so yeah old. My daughters actually just asked post this story here. Anyway, so good student and had great reputation among faculty at this school about 2000 students.

Staff Makes Student Patiently Wait to Report Fire

School is weird.
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The Hell is This!?

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By saphiire
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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Yeah, that's wild.
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entitled people with ridiculous demands | Hey are still selling ipad? Yes Sell 100? Sell brand new, never opened $400 iPad 100? No. Come on. If selling must be broke so cant be worth more than 100 already told my kid he could have 3:16 PM Well go ahead and un-tell kid cause he ain't gettin missed video chat with 3:18 PM CALL BACK Why are video calling want tell my kid his face he wont be getting any presents this year because

Entitled Individuals and Their Nonstop Demands

Sure man, sounds like a deal.
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business names that are puns |  THORASSIC PARK 21ST CENTURY CHIROPRACTIC Jurassic park | PLANET GRAPES WINES SPIRITS 020 7405 4912 NETOFTHEGRAPES.CO.UK Planet of the apes

Pun Business Names That Really Went For It

Let's make chiropractics fun!
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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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I Want to Pound Your Colon

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funny mad lad memes of people doing pranks, shenanigans and absurd things. | My brothers ex had been stealing our Netflix past two months now by disguising her account as "settings" and honestly ain't even mad just really disappointed myself actually believing an account named "settings" would legitimately be Netflix | Hi David wanted reach out following this morning's class really appreciated contributions our discussion, but felt should follow up with noticed during class appeared consume an

Mad Lads Who Blazed Their Own Trail

Hats off to the eccentric and shameless.
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Untitled

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By PanaBella
bad products and services people said never again | zaagan-daas More Dollar Tree shredded cheese. Just. Don't. Please don't be like and try NitroTitan 16.0k points 2 days ago dollar store my area has $1 steaks can't imagine trusting 1 steak not kill

Things People Bought and Said "Never Again"

Hindsight is spending more on cheese.
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