wtf

Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop