BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop
I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose soccer with two balls would be a rather fascinating game to watch... - Matty Malaprop
He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop
I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop
It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
