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Maybe we need to modernize our list of idioms, because a lot of them seem to be wishful thinking. Between the many contradictory sayings, the ones that can't stand to scrutiny, and the ones that are flat-out wrong, it seems like we're ready for an update. Some popular sayings are just kind of BS. And for others, the full versions of those classic sayings totally change their meaning.

common idioms and sayings that are untrue | Smile-Fearless 2 days ago edited 1 day ago 4 4 More "If don't succeed first time, try try again had fourth grade teacher COMPLETELY against this saying. Her reasoning if doing wrong? Then just continue do wrong until give up out frustration. So, she preferred say "Keep trying different ways until get right".

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Though I suppose soccer with two balls would be a rather fascinating game to watch... - Matty Malaprop

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He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

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I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

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BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

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