windows

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Windows is like a box of chocolates. I'll let you figure out precisely what that means. - Matty Malaprop

... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.