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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps.

Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop