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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

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And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously guys, keep this stuff out of your fridge, or all of your produce will be ruined forever! - Matty Malaprop

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Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop