video games

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here.

Wait... what?

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop