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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop