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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop