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Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop

What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

Dude's gotta get his fire flower potting soil somewhere, amirite? - Matty Malaprop