variety

He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop

If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

I mean, clearly she's the sweetest apple of all... - Matty Malaprop

Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

What, no LARPG? RPG variety compilation, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop