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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

And when you're done shopping, you can always stop at Ash's Kanto Style Delibird for a delicious sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Jacques D. says: "Meat a new comedy duo as they put their beans together, kick the peanut around, and stew on some new material."

I couldn't have put it any better myself, Jacques D. So thanks for letting me not have to! - Matty Malaprop

Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Brian says: "Ever wonder what happens after killionaire? It can get pretty killdiculous..."

LOL WHAT IS HALO HOW DO I VIDEO GAME??????? - Matty Malaprop

I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop