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I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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TL;DR: Marsh is most definitely on the bog rag again. - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop

The idea of regretting anything Foreigner-related seems pretty alien to OP. - Matty Malaprop

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop

Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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