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Seven minutes of them, to be precise. You're very welcome. - Matty Malaprop

TL;DR: Marsh is most definitely on the bog rag again. - Matty Malaprop

You had me at Bodhisattvolf. - Matty Malaprop

The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop

Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Brian says: "Ever wonder what happens after killionaire? It can get pretty killdiculous..."

LOL WHAT IS HALO HOW DO I VIDEO GAME??????? - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Homophones are truly confounding things sometimes. - Matty Malaprop

Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.