variations on a theme

If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

The idea of regretting anything Foreigner-related seems pretty alien to OP. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop

A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, he wasn't paying attention. He was too busy thinking about the last time he was in the garden of good and evil at midnight. - Matty Malaprop

Seven minutes of them, to be precise. You're very welcome. - Matty Malaprop

Are you China be funny, you two? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop