variations on a theme

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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TL;DR: Marsh is most definitely on the bog rag again. - Matty Malaprop