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OMG THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS REAL AND I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH IT. - Matty Malaprop

The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop

I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop

The idea of regretting anything Foreigner-related seems pretty alien to OP. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

These people really oughta stop with this conversation before they all make ashes out of themselves. - Matty Malaprop

Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop