variations on a theme

Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

The idea of regretting anything Foreigner-related seems pretty alien to OP. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

Seven minutes of them, to be precise. You're very welcome. - Matty Malaprop

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop

What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop