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Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

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Editor's Note: This man has a foul mouth. Language is probably not safe for work.

I love me a good poem almost as much as I love me a good pun, so I'm going to go ahead and give this video a hearty two puns up! - Matty Malaprop

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Yo, readers, I'm really happy you're enjoying this joke, and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye Zest is one of the best Kanye West last-name variations of all time! OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

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He gave a shout-out to my home state in the form of a pun! MONTANA PRIDE, Y'ALL. - Matty Malaprop