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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

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Celebrate Pi Day With Some Delicious Puns!

It's Pi Day! The most delicious of holidays! And one of the most irrational, too! So get ready to laugh for at least 3.14159 [...] minutes with this collection of pi/pie puns!

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Here's a fun game: All of you awesome users should make visual versions of these puns and send them to me! And then we can display them on THIS VERY SITE in all of their punny glory! Any takers? - Matty Malaprop

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These people really oughta stop with this conversation before they all make ashes out of themselves. - Matty Malaprop

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Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop

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Sorry, he wasn't paying attention. He was too busy thinking about the last time he was in the garden of good and evil at midnight. - Matty Malaprop

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not trying to be insulting here; that's actually what the creators titled this video! - Matty Malaprop

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop