variations on a theme

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

See more Facebook funny over here!

The purpose of such therapy, of course, is to help these sad souls Halloween their way back into society. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, he wasn't paying attention. He was too busy thinking about the last time he was in the garden of good and evil at midnight. - Matty Malaprop

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

Seven minutes of them, to be precise. You're very welcome. - Matty Malaprop

Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop