After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop
I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop
Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."
After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop
And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Brian says: "Ever wonder what happens after killionaire? It can get pretty killdiculous..."
LOL WHAT IS HALO HOW DO I VIDEO GAME??????? - Matty Malaprop
... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop
You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop
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I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop