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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook funniness over here!

Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

More punny Facebook updates over here!

I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop

As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

See more Facebook foibles over here!

You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

See more Facebook funny over here!

In order to focus our efforts on the sites you all enjoy the most, we will no longer be updating So Much Pun with new content. The last day with new content will be Friday January 24.

Don't panic! Starting Saturday January 245th, SMP will be completely randomizing the content daily. That means you'll get a completely random chance of seeing any pun-tastic moments you might have missed before!

Please feel free to read more details and/or leave comments on our Cheezburger blog.

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop