Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
You can has moar goggies over here!
Beneath her dazzling, sometimes standoffish exterior, she's really just a woman who doesn't want to be kept hanging any longer. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop
My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop
