I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop
Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!
It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop
