Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop
This has long been my personal life rule... and look how I've turned out! #MaybeYouShouldn'tLiveThisWay #ButComeOnYouKnowYouWantTo - Matty Malaprop
... it's sh*t like this that makes me simultaneously love and loathe everyone in the current generation. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop