Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

REALTALK #TRUFAX Wally West >>>>>>>> John Stewart. - Matty Malaprop

Kiff, show them my P3NIS. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop