Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

REALTALK #TRUFAX Wally West >>>>>>>> John Stewart. - Matty Malaprop

Multifaceted puns never fail to krak me up. - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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