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cup double meaning girls literalism one two two girls one cup - 5374244352
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

shift one fish two fish red fish blue fish similar sounding red blue one two dr seuss - 6638665984
By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

one pair parakeet prefix two uni - 6584386560
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

best joke count firetruck homophone lolwut potato TO two - 5888777216
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

che Che Guevara literalism touché two - 4640733440
By Cowicorn (Via Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two - 6686891520
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop