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Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

Kiff, show them my P3NIS. - Matty Malaprop

When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

A rose by any other name would still be full of BEESSSSSSSS!! - Matty Malaprop

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

You can always count on Draw Something for people finding creative solutions to vocabulary-related problems. - Matty Malaprop

Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop