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che Che Guevara literalism touché two - 4640733440
By Cowicorn (Via Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two - 6686891520
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

cup double meaning girls literalism one two two girls one cup - 5374244352
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

shift one fish two fish red fish blue fish similar sounding red blue one two dr seuss - 6638665984
By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

addition day obi-wan kenobi obie trice one similar sounding star wars three two - 6172914432
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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

double meaning homophone literalism meme SOON too soon two - 6545366016
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

accent draw something literalism one Pronunciation similar sounding suffix Taiwan tie two - 6319714816
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You can always count on Draw Something for people finding creative solutions to vocabulary-related problems. - Matty Malaprop