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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop

We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

Strangely, though it lacks sentience, a number of scientists have found it quite easy to bond with. - Matty Malaprop

Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop

And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop