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I'm so jealous of trees. They always seem to foli-age so beautifully! - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop

I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop

If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop