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By Unknown
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Transfiguration is cool and all, but I woodn't be so happy about becoming a thing for people to sit on if I was this tree. - Matty Malaprop

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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop