Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop
Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop
They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.
Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop
