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Oh Thank God

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Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

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Now in 3D!

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I'm king of the... beets? - Matty Malaprop

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Everybody, Romaine Calm!

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Lettuce not panic. We are not green sailors. If we keep our heads straight, I'm sure we can make it out of this alive. - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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I'm King of the... Kitchen?

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I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop

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The Titanic Hitting the Iceberg

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This is truly the work of a bergeoning punsmith. - Matty Malaprop

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Untitled

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The Titanic Is in a Real Pickle

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