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... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop

SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop

Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop

500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

... it would be funnier though if OP knew how to SPELL DEVELOPED CORRECTLY. - Matty Malaprop

Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop