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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

Only a couple of minutes? How can you be minute in multiples? - Matty Malaprop

This. This right here. This is my life every damn day of the week. I am not a proud man. - Matty Malaprop

SERIOUSLY J-TIMBS WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US A FUTURE-FUTURESEX WE'VE BEEN WAITING 5EVA!!!!11!!!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

Cue obligatory Muse song here... - Matty Malaprop

... when you're making puns! #I'mSoClever #I'mTheRhymeMaster #PleaseDon'tHurtMe - Matty Malaprop