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a boat about literalism name similar sounding time - 5263915776
By ray677
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Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning idiom literalism time waist waste - 6414701056
By xyzpdq1
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... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

checking clock literalism now time - 4634592256
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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

before lan literalism Movie similar sounding The Land Before Time time - 5636352256
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

homophone oldest trick in the book thyme time - 6331620864
By Unknown
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Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

catchphrase time recipe thyme homophone double meaning sweet brown - 6977945856
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Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

catchphrase Hall of Fame mighty morphing power rangers morphine morphing power rangers quote similar sounding time - 5002754816
By xyzpdq1
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Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

time literalism Party thyme party time - 7080722688
By Unknown
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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

time time flies adage literalism flies - 7042499840
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That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning flies Hall of Fame idiom literalism time time-flies-when-youre-ha time-flies-when-youre-having-fun - 6372928000
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Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop

combination contraction Hall of Fame portmanteau raptor jesus RAPTURE time tuesday velociraptor - 4779776000
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop