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Aboat time you learned to swim, right? Because I'm about to throw you overboard for naming your boat Aboat Time. - Matty Malaprop

Cue obligatory Muse song here... - Matty Malaprop

... you get it? Because her belt his hiked up, or whatever. Teehee. I'm clever. Except OH WAIT THAT CLOCK ISN'T POINTING TO NOON CRAP. - Matty Malaprop

500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

That's precisely how the old saying goes, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop

Or as it goes in my little corner of Cheezburger HQ: "Groans fly when you're crackin' puns!" - Matty Malaprop

But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop