tiger

They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

Even big cats have issues catching the red dot, you know. - Matty Malaprop

A brother to a pun of yore, but far more ferocious (and with flashier CG).