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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps it's not wonder enough to get me to shop at a place called The Big Crate, but regardless. Impressive. - Matty Malaprop

I know watching TV is often a waste of time, but I can never tell myself oregaNO when it comes to "Dr. Who." - Matty Malaprop

Cue obligatory Muse song here... - Matty Malaprop

Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? - Matty Malaprop

Also #Obligatory:

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop