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I Want to Pound Your Colon

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Either that's a very non-sequitur threat, or we're entering a realm of fetishism that I don't even want to imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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See? He's Been Listening All Along!

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He's Gonna Clean Your Clock...

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That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

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You Can't Trump That Logic

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Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Duck tape

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they abducked me.

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These Jokes All Seem a Bit Shallow to Me

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