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That Body Part is Already Taken

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Untitled

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When They Start to Lumber Toward You, RUN!

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Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

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The Walking Dad

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It might not be the most riveting story in the universe, but it certainly is a shoo-in for the most paternal. - Matty Malaprop

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Is It Time Yet?!

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The Walking Dad

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Don't worry junior, you're not alone in this. My dad's always zombie-esque before he gets his morning coffee in him too. - Matty Malaprop

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Top 10 Walking Dad Jokes

Remember those horrible jokes your dad used to tell? Rick Grimes sure does, and he doesn't think something like the zombie apocalypse should spoil all the fun. 

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This Shirt Needs More Cowbell

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Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop

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The Walken Dead

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This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop

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Lays!

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Punmaster MrJonnyNitro says: "Walkers everywhere!"

Um... is this a Walking Dead joke or something? Because I'm all kinds of NHOT right now... - Matty Malaprop

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The Walking Dredd

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I'm Very Bright

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Dude, You're Getting a Dad Joke

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