the simpsons

You know, that theme song. - Matty Malaprop

Beneath all the bass drops, his songs are all really just hopeless love ballads to one Lisa Simpson. - Matty Malaprop

You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

He's kinda like Peeta, but with better hair. - Matty Malaprop

When stop to think about it, he is kind of a philosopher in his own right. - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop

Ides of March. Eyes of Marge. Potato toaster strudel. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop