Yo dawg, I heard you like Links... - Matty Malaprop

Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here.

It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

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And whatever you do, don't slash at the Cuccos. - Matty Malaprop

Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

That top hat really just screams deku-l, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Afterparty. - Matty Malaprop

Either way, it sure does look Sheik! - Matty Malaprop

No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop