When you're in unfamiliar territory, it's always good to tread on the side of politeness. - Matty Malaprop
Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop
Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop
Apparently this is from show called "Sherlock" that I've totally never heard of? - Matty Malaprop